Thursday Funny

[redditchlady]

This one made me chuckle.

David Beckham decides to go horse riding. Although he has had no
previous experience he skilfully mounts the Horse and appears in
complete command of the situation as the horse gallops along at a
steady pace.

Victoria admiringly watches her husband.

After a short time David becomes a little casual and he begins to lose
his grip in the saddle, he panics and grabs the horse around the neck
shouting for it to stop.

Victoria starts to scream and shout for someone to help her husband as
David has by this time slipped completely out of the saddle and is
only saved from hitting the ground by the fact that he still has a
grip on the horses neck.

David decides that his best chance is to leap away from the horse, but
his foot has become entangled in one of the stirrups. As the horse
gallops along David's head is banging on the ground

Victoria is now frantic and screams and screams for help!!!!


















Hearing her screams, the Tesco's Security Guard comes out of the store
and unplugs the horse.


;D